RIDES & EVENTS
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All rides start at 10.00 am from the Market Square
in front of Uxbridge underground station unless otherwise stated.
(ARCHIVED RIDES & EVENTS). |
September 2020
| Date |
Ride |
Leader |
Elevenses |
Lunch |
Tea |
Comment |
| Wed 2nd |
S |
Quasimodo |
TBD |
Notre Dame |
TBD |
The bells! The bells! Don't forget the bells or I'll really get the hump |
| M |
Billy Bunter |
TBD |
Greyfriars |
TBD |
Tuck shop will be shut so brfing hampers (ask Jim Hayes how to do it) |
| L |
Jeremy Clarkson |
TBD |
Brands Hatch |
TBD |
Needless to say most of this ride will be in top gear |
| Sun 6th |
D |
Butch Cassidy |
TBD |
Bolivia |
TBD |
According to the long range weather forecast there will be some raindrops on our heads |
| X |
Michelin Man |
TBD |
Lyon |
TBD |
With me leading, I can guarantee you will all look thin |
| Wed 9th |
S |
Gypsy Rose Lee |
TBD |
Blackpool |
TBD |
I predict a long journey and we may well meet a tall dark stranger on the way |
| M |
Spartacus |
TBD |
Rome |
TBD |
I will be leading this ride. No I will be leading this ride. No I will be leading this ride. |
| L |
Lewis Hamilton |
TBD |
Lapland |
TBD |
As yet I haven't got a route but I will formulate one |
| Sun 13th |
D |
Eddie Stobart |
TBD |
Hull |
TBD |
Please ensure that your bike is clean and has a girl's name written on its front fork |
| X |
Albert Einstein |
TBD |
Zurich |
TBD |
Please note that we will be cycling fast but clearly not faster than light |
| Wed 16th |
S |
Agatha Christie |
TBD |
Sunningdale |
TBD |
The last time I led a ride, someone let down my tyres. I never did find out who dunnit |
| M |
Prince Andrew |
TBD |
Woking |
TBD |
Nice flat ride so no one will be sweating. One will take luncheon at the Pizza Express and not at Tramps, Jermyn
Street SW1Y 6DN because I don't know where it is. |
| L |
Noddy Holder |
TBD |
Walsall |
TBD |
We will be riding around till IT'S CHRISTMAS! |
| Sun 20th |
D |
Lilly the Pink |
TBD |
Liverpool |
TBD |
No need to stress about a lack of Coronavirus vaccine as I will have some
medicinal compound with me |
| X |
Nero |
TBD |
Rome |
TBD |
I will be bringing a fiddle could someone bring some matches |
| Wed 23rd |
S |
Derek Trotter |
TBD |
Peckham |
TBD |
Don't worry if you forget your helmet, I can sell you one at a bargain price |
| M |
Jack the Ripper |
TBD |
Whitechapel/Aldgate area |
TBD |
Be prepared for a nobby lecture on the dos and don'ts of disection. If we don't dawdle on the way there may be time
for a quick practicle |
| L |
Lady Godiva |
TBD |
Coventry |
TBD |
Just for the record lads, I will not be starkers but if its's any concellation I will be in tight fitting Lycra |
| Sun 27th |
D |
Aladdin |
TBD |
Carpetland |
TBD |
Do not, I repeat, do not rub my new lamp |
| X |
Michael Caine |
TBD |
Newcastle |
TBD |
I have been a ride leader before but not many people know that |
| Wed 30th |
S |
Boris Johnson |
TBD |
Eton |
TBD |
Cripes! I think I can remember how to get to Uxbridge. Bullingdon dress code and keep to the right. |
| M |
Jo Swinson |
TBD |
Europe |
TBD |
I might not be able to lead on the day as I appear to have lost my seat. However, if I do then please keep to the middle of the road |
| L |
Jeremy Corbyn |
TBD |
Utopia |
TBD |
Keep to the extreme left while pondering why it is more important to win the argument than the election |
S < 25 miles; M 25 - 35 miles; L > 35 miles; D < 25 miles; X > 25 miles
Rides may be cancelled or amended depending upon weather condition
October 2020
| Date |
Ride |
Leader |
Elevenses |
Lunch |
Tea |
Comment |
| Sun 4th |
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| Wed 7th |
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| Sun 11th |
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| Wed 14th |
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| Sun 18th |
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| Wed 21st |
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| Sun 25th |
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| Wed 28th |
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S < 25 miles; M 25 - 35 miles; L > 35 miles; D < 25 miles; X > 25 miles
Rides may be cancelled or amended depending upon weather condition
November 2020
| Date |
Ride |
Leader |
Elevenses |
Lunch |
Tea |
Comment |
| Sun 1st |
D |
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| Wed 4th |
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| Sun 7th |
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| Wed 11th |
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| Sun 15th |
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| Wed 18th |
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| Sun 22nd |
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| Wed 25th |
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Leader Required |
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| Sun 29th |
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S < 25 miles; M 25 - 35 miles; L > 35 miles; D < 25 miles; X > 25 miles
Rides may be cancelled or amended depending upon weather condition
December 2020
| Date |
Ride |
Leader |
Elevenses |
Lunch |
Tea |
Comment |
| Wed 2nd |
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| Sun 6th |
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| Wed 9th |
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| Sun 13th |
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| Wed 16th |
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| Wed 23rd |
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| Sun 27th |
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| Wed 30th |
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Leader Required |
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Leader Required |
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S < 25 miles; M 25 - 35 miles; L > 35 miles; D < 25 miles; X > 25 miles
Rides may be cancelled or amended depending upon weather condition