Uxbridge Loiterers

RIDES & EVENTS

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT: The Uxbridge Loiterers Club is still not officially cycling.  

UxLo TV is off air

LOITERERS NEWS FLASH:
This month, cockamamie and maleficium are two words that should be worked into conversation as much as possible.

All rides start at 10.00 am from the Market Square in front of Uxbridge underground station unless otherwise stated. (ARCHIVED RIDES & EVENTS).

July 2020

Date Ride Leader Elevenses Lunch Tea Comment
Wed 1st S Judy Garland TBD Oz TBD Excellent yellow brick road surface all the way there.
M Kate Bush TBD Wuthering Heights TBD Mostly off road along wiley, windy moors. Put on layers at it will be cold.
L Steve Marriott TBD Itchycoo Park TBD Great park, I think you will agree that it's all too beautiful. Bring buns to feed the ducks
Sun 5th D Alma Cogan TBD Hernandos Hideaway TBD The lunch venue is a dark secluded place so by all means have a glass of wine but no fast embrace - KEEP YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCE
X Robert Stevenson TBD Treasure Island TBD I have a map with a cross on it showing how to get to a pub that is open - hoorah. Feel free to shiver your timbers if you must.
Wed 8th S Ken Williams TBD Pinewood TBD Whatever may happen, Carry on Cycling
M Hansel and Gretel TBD Germany TBD A pleasant forest ride. Lunch stop is a pick your own venue, mostly gingerbread, cake, sweets etc. so a good sugar rush for the ride back home.
L Frankie Howerd TBD Campania region of Italy TBD This will be a joint ride with the Pompeii Lurcios
Sun 12th D Victor Frankenstein TBD Bavaria TBD Sorry but this ride is restricted to members whose bikes are equiped with dynamos (hub or rim)
X Chuck Berry TBD L.A. TBD An away ride starting in Chicago. In the region of 2000 miles all the way. Comfort break in St Louie or maybe Missouri
Wed 15th S Burlington Bertie TBD Bow TBD We ride at ten thirty.
M Tommy Cooper TBD Slough TBD How are we going to get there? Just like that!
L Elvis Costello TBD Chelsea TBD Contrary to rumour I do want to go there. Top tip - if your tyre is flat pump it up - you're welcome
Sun 19th D Michelle Dubois TBD Nouvion TBD Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once - KEEP YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCE
X Dolly Parton TBD Nashville TBD Everyone is welcome except for that b*tch Jolene.
Wed 22nd S Hercule Poirot TBD Styles Court TBD I would advise the wearing of a helmet to protect the little grey cells.
M Noah TBD Mount Ararat TBD Pets welcome (max of two). If too wet we could make this a boat trip.
L Harry Houdini TBD Oxford TBD Lockdown? What lockdown? Escape with me for a ride through the Oxfordshire countryside
Sun 26th D Bruce Wayne TBD Gotham City TBD The only joker allowed on this ride is Jim
X Invisible Man TBD Windsor TBD Just follow my bike and helemet
Wed 29th S Cinderella TBD Crystal Palace TBD We need to be back before midnight. Sensible shoes recommended
M Jimmy Hendrix TBD Strangeways TBD An experience not to be missed! We will be cycling all around the watchtower even if there is a purple haze
L Marquis de Sade TBD Chateau de Lacoste TBD We will be caning along at a cruel and punishing pace that will whip us all back into shape.

S < 25 miles; M 25 - 35 miles; L > 35 miles; D < 25 miles; X > 25 miles
Rides may be cancelled or amended depending upon weather condition

August 2020

Date Ride Leader Elevenses Lunch Tea Comment
Sun 2nd D No allocation CANCELLED
X No allocation CANCELLED
Wed 5th S No allocation CANCELLED
M No allocation CANCELLED
L No allocation CANCELLED
Sun 9th D No allocation CANCELLED
X No allocation CANCELLED
Wed 12th S No allocation CANCELLED
M No allocation CANCELLED
L No allocation CANCELLED
Sun 16th D No allocation CANCELLED
X No allocation CANCELLED
Wed 19th S No allocation CANCELLED
M No allocation CANCELLED
L No allocation CANCELLED
Sun 23rd D Leader Required CANCELLED
X Leader Required CANCELLED
Wed 26th S No allocation CANCELLED
M No allocation CANCELLED
L No allocation CANCELLED
Sun 30th D Leader Required CANCELLED
X Leader Required CANCELLED

S < 25 miles; M 25 - 35 miles; L > 35 miles; D < 25 miles; X > 25 miles
Rides may be cancelled or amended depending upon weather condition