Uxbridge Loiterers

RIDES & EVENTS

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT: The Uxbridge Loiterers Club is still not officially cycling.

The Ride Guide page now starts with a section on identifying coronavirus risk and suggested mitigation. All members should familiarise themselves with its content.  

UxLo TV is off air

LOITERERS NEWS FLASH:
There are those that do and there are those that don't. Next month names will be named and fingers pointed. Well may you quake in your surgical stockings!

All rides start at 10.00 am from the Market Square in front of Uxbridge underground station unless otherwise stated. (ARCHIVED RIDES & EVENTS).

September 2020

Date Ride Leader Elevenses Lunch Tea Comment
Wed 2nd S Quasimodo TBD Notre Dame TBD The bells! The bells! Don't forget the bells or I'll really get the hump
M Billy Bunter TBD Greyfriars TBD Tuck shop will be shut so brfing hampers (ask Jim Hayes how to do it)
L Jeremy Clarkson TBD Brands Hatch TBD Needless to say most of this ride will be in top gear
Sun 6th D Butch Cassidy TBD Bolivia TBD According to the long range weather forecast there will be some raindrops on our heads
X Michelin Man TBD Lyon TBD With me leading, I can guarantee you will all look thin
Wed 9th S Gypsy Rose Lee TBD Blackpool TBD I predict a long journey and we may well meet a tall dark stranger on the way
M Spartacus TBD Rome TBD I will be leading this ride. No I will be leading this ride. No I will be leading this ride.
L Lewis Hamilton TBD Lapland TBD As yet I haven't got a route but I will formulate one
Sun 13th D Eddie Stobart TBD Hull TBD Please ensure that your bike is clean and has a girl's name written on its front fork
X Albert Einstein TBD Zurich TBD Please note that we will be cycling fast but clearly not faster than light
Wed 16th S Agatha Christie TBD Sunningdale TBD The last time I led a ride, someone let down my tyres. I never did find out who dunnit
M Prince Andrew TBD Woking TBD Nice flat ride so no one will be sweating. One will take luncheon at the Pizza Express and not at Tramps, Jermyn Street SW1Y 6DN because I don't know where it is.
L Noddy Holder TBD Walsall TBD We will be riding around till IT'S CHRISTMAS!
Sun 20th D Lilly the Pink TBD Liverpool TBD No need to stress about a lack of Coronavirus vaccine as I will have some medicinal compound with me
X Nero TBD Rome TBD I will be bringing a fiddle could someone bring some matches
Wed 23rd S Derek Trotter TBD Peckham TBD Don't worry if you forget your helmet, I can sell you one at a bargain price
M Jack the Ripper TBD Whitechapel/Aldgate area TBD Be prepared for a nobby lecture on the dos and don'ts of disection. If we don't dawdle on the way there may be time for a quick practicle
L Lady Godiva TBD Coventry TBD Just for the record lads, I will not be starkers but if its's any concellation I will be in tight fitting Lycra
Sun 27th D Aladdin TBD Carpetland TBD Do not, I repeat, do not rub my new lamp
X Michael Caine TBD Newcastle TBD I have been a ride leader before but not many people know that
Wed 30th S Boris Johnson TBD Eton TBD Cripes! I think I can remember how to get to Uxbridge. Bullingdon dress code and keep to the right.
M Jo Swinson TBD Europe TBD I might not be able to lead on the day as I appear to have lost my seat. However, if I do then please keep to the middle of the road
L Jeremy Corbyn TBD Utopia TBD Keep to the extreme left while pondering why it is more important to win the argument than the election

S < 25 miles; M 25 - 35 miles; L > 35 miles; D < 25 miles; X > 25 miles
Rides may be cancelled or amended depending upon weather condition

October 2020

Date Ride Leader Elevenses Lunch Tea Comment
Sun 4th D
X
Wed 7th S
M
L
Sun 11th D
X
Wed 14th S
M
L
Sun 18th D
X
Wed 21st S
M
L
Sun 25th D
X
Wed 28th S
M
L

S < 25 miles; M 25 - 35 miles; L > 35 miles; D < 25 miles; X > 25 miles
Rides may be cancelled or amended depending upon weather condition

November 2020

Date Ride Leader Elevenses Lunch Tea Comment
Sun 1st D
X
Wed 4th S
M
L
Sun 7th D
X
Wed 11th S
M
L
Sun 15th D
X
Wed 18th S
M
L
Sun 22nd D
X
Wed 25th S Leader Required
M Leader Required
L Leader Required
Sun 29th D
X

S < 25 miles; M 25 - 35 miles; L > 35 miles; D < 25 miles; X > 25 miles
Rides may be cancelled or amended depending upon weather condition

December 2020

Date Ride Leader Elevenses Lunch Tea Comment
Wed 2nd S
M
L
Sun 6th D
X
Wed 9th S
M
L
Sun 13th D
X
Wed 16th S
M
L
Sun 20th D
X
Wed 23rd S
M
L
Sun 27th D
X
Wed 30th S Leader Required
M Leader Required
L Leader Required

S < 25 miles; M 25 - 35 miles; L > 35 miles; D < 25 miles; X > 25 miles
Rides may be cancelled or amended depending upon weather condition